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Blooper

45 GBP
Blooper
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Blooper

45 GBP
Blooper is a little 'bot from Yorkshire who used to frottage ferrets and go black pudding racing until he moved down south where these things are banned. Always a fan of odd shaped balls, he played rugby as a youngster (he always had problems with this though, due to his ruler collection which he kept in his shorts-they kept falling out, snagging his tackle when he went in for a tackle). Please feed Blooper on beer, good red wine, curry, gravy on his dinner (but not his pudding, though it has been known), dumplings and fruit cake with cheese on. NEVER feed him raw fish sushi or earl grey tea as they both cause him to fart hot iron filings.
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