Please adopt me!
Chubber is a little robot from Laaandan who was once refused entry to the United States of America 'cos he tried to smuggle in some red lipstick, a giraffe statue and a rabbit called Bunsky. (The rabbit was holding the giraffe statue whilst wearing red lipstick as a disguise). They didn't let him in because he was plainly mad- but this was before a president named after a bodily function gained office...
Please feed Chubber on chicken and only chicken. Nothing else. Don't even think about it. Any other food causes noxious gasses to be emitted from his Snuffnumpler and it'll ruin your carpets.