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Classy

175 GBP
Classy
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Classy

175 GBP

Please adopt me!

Classy once protected the British Isles from alien invasion with a broom handle, some cottage cheese and a ferret. He has a stiff upper lip, a left udder tip and a squiffy upper tap, but, apart from that, he’s fully operational. As a Scouser, Classy needs to be given a regular dose of The Beatles and “You'll never walk alone' or he becomes depressed and will refuse to do his chores. Playing Dolly Parton and Patsy Cline also helps avoid this.

Please feed him on Scouse, chips and Freckle crisp butties, all washed down with at least 6 glasses of Presecco. DO NOT feed him Diet Pepsi as it causes noxious gasses to be emitted from his trouser chimney..


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