Please adopt me!
Giskit used to hunt Wombles in Staley Bridge until an accident with a plastic bag and a ferret curtailed his career. He now works as a bouncer in a Caterpillar Repair shop where he enjoys peanut juggling and eating leftover crisps. His other dietary requirements include paperclips and licking the skin off of rice puddings. His hobbies include bird watching, snail racing and shoplifting breast pumps. Giskit needs adopting so I can afford to send him to Amsterdam on a film course