Please adopt me!
U-Rang is wonky ‘cos he got stuck in a pipe bending machine in Hebden Bridge after chasing a cat that stole his Marmite sarnies. He used to work as a Scalextric tester in Bollington but she was fired after eating the metal bits that touched the track, causing the Scalextric championships in Grimsby to be cancelled in 2000. He loves a good fry up, followed by a nice glass of WD40. His hobbies include wearing moustaches, juggling harddrives and Booblesnuffling. Please consider adopting him so he can go to the Booblesnuffling championships in Amsterdam.